Chat Logs for Episode 405 — #Category5 on irc.freenode.net / cat5.tv/discord


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With 63 Posts:Songbird
With 59 Posts:lyndon
With 44 Posts:sparklyballs
With 39 Posts:GWG
With 30 Posts:DJQuad


Chat Logs:

06:58:10 PMDennis_Kelley napa_polarbear Hello
06:58:16 PMDennis_Kelley Trucker7809 Hello!
06:58:28 PMDennis_Kelley ABQTKY Hello
06:58:34 PMDennis_Kelley fking hello
06:58:44 PMABQTKY HI there, DK!
06:58:55 PMnapa_polarbear hay all
06:59:01 PMRobbieF hey all!
06:59:04 PMSongbird Hi napa
06:59:05 PMfking Hello
06:59:10 PMKelseyJ Hello!
06:59:11 PMSongbird Hi Robbie!
06:59:16 PMSongbird Hi Kelsey!
06:59:21 PMDJQuad oh muh goodness RobbieF i was derping around the internets and found the show you did about smartnav. i don't wanna get all squishy but that literally changed my life
06:59:38 PMRobbieF Wahoo!
06:59:56 PMSongbird squishy and mushy can be cool. lol
06:59:57 PMABQTKY We still haven't heard ANYTHING from or about certain people who may be in the Netherlands. Not good.
07:00:21 PMDJQuad hehe Songbird
07:00:31 PMDennis_Kelley Hello!
07:00:32 PMSongbird :)
07:01:05 PMRobbieF have a fun show everyone!
07:01:15 PMSongbird :D
07:01:36 PMlyndon Im Here!!!
07:01:45 PMsparklyballs what's the phone number for switching broadband in the uk ?
07:01:50 PMDennis_Kelley Hi RobbieF
07:01:56 PMajamison5579 Heinz where Porn is on the bottle
07:02:03 PMajamison5579 new slogan?
07:02:04 PMSongbird lol
07:02:14 PMsparklyballs good job it wasn't mayo
07:02:19 PMRobbieF Such a saucy news story.
07:02:26 PMSongbird lol
07:02:28 PMSongbird arghhh
07:02:44 PMSongbird Hi glitterycircles! :)
07:02:48 PMlyndon Its called leaving some driving space between You and the Truck
07:02:57 PMSashaD it was spicy ketchup though lol
07:03:00 PMajamison5579 your friends will be red with envy when they read about Heinz and their saucy escapade!
07:03:01 PMsparklyballs hi tweety
07:03:06 PMSongbird lol
07:03:22 PMSongbird chirp chirp
07:03:24 PMDennis_Kelley KelseyJ Hello!
07:03:33 PMSashaD the truck story is so super awesome :)
07:03:43 PMlyndon lol
07:03:51 PMSongbird truaellllll
07:03:52 PMsparklyballs don't be so immature, lol.
07:04:13 PMsparklyballs cbhmb you in here ?
07:04:13 PMajamison5579 All joking aside we know what the guy at Heinz was doing when he made the QR code to put on the bottle
07:04:18 PMdreamweaver909 "Good things come to those who wait" would be that ketchup slogan........
07:04:26 PMsparklyballs get back to testing mythtv docker if you are,
07:04:27 PMSongbird lol
07:05:06 PMSongbird lol on my face!
07:05:17 PMDJQuad RobbieF - because of smartnav i'm literally going to break a world record. i'll contact you with details but it will be live on cat5
07:05:35 PMajamison5579 hey Robbief can we put in for a personaly autographed blank check ? ;)
07:05:41 PMSashaD That sounds awesome DJ Quad
07:06:20 PMSashaD it may be rubber ajamison5579
07:06:21 PMSongbird lol Brothers can be that way
07:06:42 PMsparklyballs the windows ?
07:07:10 PMlyndon what kind of file is that big!!
07:07:22 PMSongbird I need to watch 401 again for sure.
07:07:28 PMajamison5579 lyndon the naughty kind?
07:07:40 PMlyndon Ha Ha Ha...
07:07:49 PMlyndon ohhhh
07:07:55 PMsparklyballs doom
07:08:11 PMlyndon Big Game lol
07:08:24 PMajamison5579 Robbief you might want to check the gain on Kelsey's mic it seems a bit high
07:08:33 PMajamison5579 picking up every breath she makes
07:09:32 PMsparklyballs it's like a pervy phone call.
07:09:32 PMDJQuad SashaD it will need to be recorded live for the guinness people to see and i want it to be live on cat5. i've already beaten it by over a minute but i'll contact robbie with details
07:09:50 PMlyndon BTW RobbieF ....donation is comming your way =)
07:10:16 PMSashaD Thank you Lyndon!
07:10:42 PMSashaD I've always loved the Guinness world records :) :)
07:10:52 PMlyndon dont know how large yet but will be substantial
07:10:52 PMajamison5579 SashaD can you have Robbie check the levels on Kelsey's Mic they seem to sensative
07:10:53 PMsparklyballs the only thing i can do in php is get the version number, lol.
07:10:58 PMSongbird There are so many cool things in that book SashaD
07:11:14 PMlyndon =)
07:11:23 PMSongbird I don't know about the bearded lady but other things were neat. lol
07:11:29 PMDJQuad lol
07:11:40 PMSashaD I used to get one every year for Christmas when I was younger
07:11:58 PMSashaD okay... I'm on it
07:12:02 PMSongbird That would be a very cool thing to get! My parents never thought of that.
07:13:35 PMSashaD I wonder if it's actually the fan we have on
07:14:05 PMSashaD Robbie is on it now I think
07:14:17 PMSashaD let me know if it's still a problem
07:14:36 PMSongbird lol
07:14:42 PMDJQuad for those who have no idea what i'm referring to - http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/fastest-hands-free-typing and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1tNXWpmA5I
07:14:51 PMSongbird Every breath you take every move you makeeee
07:14:55 PMSongbird lol
07:15:01 PMDennis_Kelley nice Songbird
07:15:03 PMajamison5579 no its when she talks you can hear the levels are off
07:15:06 PMSongbird lol
07:15:09 PMkeckeckec Sounds fine from San Diego...
07:15:12 PMsparklyballs someone get a doctor they've stopped breating
07:15:17 PMsparklyballs breathing*
07:15:24 PMajamison5579 thats better
07:15:27 PMSongbird lol
07:15:35 PMDJQuad RobbieF's smartnav i
07:15:38 PMDennis_Kelley yes
07:15:40 PMlyndon I think Kelsey is just nervous
07:15:44 PMSongbird We will forgive you. LOL
07:15:52 PMdreamweaver909 lol
07:15:52 PMlyndon I think Kelsey is just nervous
07:16:20 PMKelseyJ Well i hope not
07:16:32 PMlyndon =)
07:16:34 PMSashaD I really tried to make that a bit more subtle lol
07:16:35 PMKelseyJ :)
07:16:41 PMKelseyJ me too
07:16:46 PMajamison5579 lyndon it sounded like a high gain her mic sound overly sensative but i am not an audiophile so maybe its just me
07:16:48 PMsparklyballs what editor are you using there ?
07:16:52 PMlyndon its ok Sasha
07:16:52 PMsparklyballs looks nice
07:16:53 PMSongbird People would just hear me sniff and clear my throat all the time. lol
07:17:15 PMDJQuad lol
07:17:16 PMKelseyJ same
07:17:23 PMSashaD thank you for being so forgiving
07:17:30 PMSongbird lol
07:17:38 PMlyndon ok
07:17:42 PMlyndon =)
07:17:46 PMajamison5579 SashaD instead of demanding restitution?
07:17:53 PMSongbird lol
07:18:18 PMGWG Evening
07:18:20 PMlyndon your probably right ajamison5579
07:18:24 PMSashaD hahaha.... true
07:18:59 PMSashaD does anyone in the chat room have a fitbit?
07:19:06 PMSongbird I do
07:19:13 PMSongbird I love it.
07:19:16 PMsparklyballs wot's a fitbit ?
07:19:42 PMlyndon I've got to say...being in the chatroom is almost as fun as the show itself. =)
07:19:42 PMSongbird It is a very computerized pedometer
07:19:47 PMKelseyJ a health nut watch ;P
07:19:58 PMGWG Am I missing a php lesson?
07:19:59 PMSashaD me too :) if you want to friend me, my device is registered to s.dirmeitis@gmail.com
07:20:17 PMlyndon cool
07:20:18 PMsparklyballs we just counted paces in my day, from carpenth to rome, lol.
07:20:21 PMajamison5579 this seems alot easier
07:20:23 PMDennis_Kelley GWG its going on now
07:20:24 PMKelseyJ *cough*selfpromo*cough*
07:20:27 PMSashaD hey Kelsey :/
07:20:34 PMSongbird :)
07:20:58 PMKelseyJ :-D
07:21:31 PMSongbird I can't concentrate with two dogs fighting outside. lol I need to go take care of it brb
07:21:52 PMGWG Dennis_Kelley: I just tuned in
07:22:03 PMGWG I missed the intro
07:22:30 PMGWG I have been writing a lot of PHP lately
07:23:10 PMlyndon (just refilled his glass)
07:23:38 PMSashaD yep.... this is all about php :) :)
07:23:57 PMGWG Been writing WordPress plugins
07:24:03 PMGWG WordPress is written in PHP
07:24:04 PMajamison5579 it does
07:24:16 PMlyndon I want to learn but I'm still a novice
07:24:45 PMlyndon I'm more of a hardware guy
07:24:52 PMajamison5579 Robbief did you take classes on PHP or did you teach yourself
07:24:56 PMGWG lyndon: So am I, but I had a little programming knowledge. But last March, I just started writing stuff for WordPress. Hacking themes, etc.
07:25:04 PMGWG I built to a less horrible programmer.
07:25:07 PMGWG I'm now...adequate
07:25:10 PMajamison5579 Stella.....................................!
07:25:39 PMlyndon Less horrible... hehe
07:25:41 PMajamison5579 *insert Marlon Brando voice when reading above*
07:25:44 PMGWG Ah, the drama.
07:25:47 PMlyndon thats great though
07:26:08 PMsparklyballs i messaged CHBMB and he got all puffed up that he got a mention on here, lol.
07:26:28 PMGWG lyndon: I suffer from imposter syndrome, I guess.
07:26:53 PMajamison5579 You never want a bad stick folks they are cheap but they are good for interum storage but it is volitile and very suseptible to magnetic fields
07:27:23 PMlyndon I got my first mention just a minute ago and my wife shot her gaze over at me =)
07:27:38 PMkeckeckec The department of redundency department
07:27:56 PMsparklyballs i'm rocking 3 mentions so far, lol.
07:28:05 PMGWG I have a redundant server, but I need to fix my backup to S3 backup.
07:28:16 PMajamison5579 That is me at work, the store manager tells us to stock batteries then every manager on the General Merchandise side says the same thing
07:28:18 PMlyndon SPARKLYBAAAAALLLLS!
07:28:43 PMsparklyballs windows VM
07:28:59 PMSongbird Good I made it back without missing the whole show. lol ....darn neighbor dogs. :)
07:29:04 PMsparklyballs using the KVM webui is so easy now.
07:29:31 PMsparklyballs in unraid....
07:29:41 PMajamison5579 My NAS is just a NAS its an actualy NAS device so could not install anything on to it
07:29:42 PMlyndon thats what a shotgun is for Songbird ;)
07:29:52 PMSashaD almost news time :) :) :)
07:29:55 PMSongbird lol lyndon.
07:29:58 PMlyndon yay!
07:30:17 PMSongbird It is the owner that makes me mad. lol
07:30:17 PMSashaD that's better than what they do in China!
07:30:27 PMsparklyballs show some dockers too....
07:30:53 PMajamison5579 Linux has alot of adult themed tools (not in a pervy way) WINE, Samba, and so on
07:31:49 PMsparklyballs ketchup and microchips
07:32:12 PMGWG It wasn't an accident. The porn site snapped up the domain knowingly.
07:32:50 PMajamison5579 GWG well yeah it makes sense
07:33:01 PMajamison5579 on their part
07:33:19 PMGWG RobbieF: You no longer recommend the person you sent me to for a logo?
07:33:55 PMsparklyballs it's been a long time coming to get easier changeover on broadband
07:34:13 PMlyndon what!
07:34:17 PMGWG I applied for Verizon FIOS in 2011. And I'm still waiting
07:34:18 PMSongbird Oh that is a scam those people trying to get you to switch your power
07:34:30 PMDJQuad If you give someone a program in php, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
07:35:24 PMlyndon I've never heard of a utilities salesmen =/
07:35:32 PMsparklyballs openreach is a bt subsidiary though, so you're just switching the bill payer in effect.
07:35:38 PMGWG lyndon: I send them away.
07:35:48 PMtic-toc Just DO IT
07:35:55 PMSongbird One came to my door and asked for info from my power co. I said leave or he will be sorry. lol
07:35:57 PMlyndon with a shotgun right =D
07:36:07 PMGWG I ask for their ID.
07:36:11 PMDJQuad lol tic-toc do it doooooo ittttt
07:36:12 PMsparklyballs SPACE DRONES !!!!!
07:36:22 PMGWG There is a licensing entity for that sort of thing here
07:36:25 PMGWG They have to have it on display
07:36:31 PMdreamweaver909 the eye in the sky
07:37:03 PMsparklyballs i will have to pull my trousers up while outside now.
07:37:20 PMSongbird lol Good idea
07:37:21 PMGWG sparklyballs: I'm sure your neighbors will thank you for that as well
07:37:26 PMSongbird lol
07:37:27 PMtic-toc Let me know when it flies over and I'll moon'em
07:37:37 PMlyndon haha GWG
07:37:46 PMajamison5579 With a name like Sparklyballs I imagine you will
07:37:53 PMDJQuad wait, you're wearing trousers?
07:38:19 PMGWG The camera on my laptop came on randomly recently for a second. I didn't know why. I was worried enough to cover it with tape.
07:38:33 PMSongbird Yikes GWG
07:38:53 PMDennis_Kelley sparklyballs would you blind the satellite cameras?
07:38:54 PMGWG Songbird: I think all of them should have a built in lens cover
07:39:07 PMSongbird I agree GWG
07:39:08 PMtic-toc They're already using drones and thermal cameras looking for those criminals
07:39:18 PMsparklyballs if it has sound it will catch me doing a "oooh yeah"
07:39:19 PMlyndon I'm sure the'll blot you out like apple..no google.. haha
07:39:51 PMDJQuad why not implant them with gopro implants? we could have observed their escape
07:40:39 PMSongbird They should do to dangerous prisoners like animals. Put a chip in them somewhere.
07:40:57 PMSongbird That is very controversial to do though.
07:41:25 PMDJQuad Songbird for president
07:41:36 PMSongbird lol
07:41:52 PMSongbird Only killers of course. :)
07:42:01 PMlyndon right
07:42:09 PMsparklyballs a lot of people writing reviews think they're writing some magnum opus too.
07:42:15 PMSongbird Yea...it would not stop there probably
07:42:15 PMtic-toc I put a chip in my ex-wife.... people kept returning her after I dropped her off in the country..
07:42:18 PMGWG I work for a company, and at least once a day, someone who is a legitimate customer threatens to badmouth us on social media if we don't give them what they want
07:42:23 PMajamison5579 Songbird....why does that name sound familar? ..........Bioshock Infinite
07:42:31 PMDJQuad any felon. but that's extreme. lol
07:42:42 PMGWG It's a childish thing.
07:42:45 PMGWG For example...
07:43:11 PMGWG Example - RobbieF: I want you to give me free advertising on Category5 or I will tell everyone how horrible you are on Twitter.
07:43:46 PMGWG It wasn't the danger of QR codes
07:43:53 PMGWG IT was the danger of letting your domain name lapse
07:43:53 PMajamison5579 gwg you forgot your evil laugh Mwuhahaha
07:44:00 PMSongbird lol
07:44:06 PMsparklyballs match.com getting you dates you never asked for
07:44:16 PMDJQuad bad reviews are always obvious. i'd like to think we're smarter than that
07:44:16 PMlyndon lol
07:44:17 PMGWG ajamison5579: It was an example. I get that all day at work. It drives me crazy.
07:44:40 PMSmokyjoe I give online review very little weight in my purchase decisions.
07:44:52 PMVoodoosandman Check out this deal. I have been using T-mobiles $80 unlimited data and mobile phone plan for a year now. I hot spot over 40GB per month. No problem.
07:45:14 PMSongbird I never heard of appbugs? I have Android too
07:45:55 PMGWG RobbieF: Why does category5.tv not have an SSL version?
07:46:29 PMdreamweaver909 they didn't like the chipolte sauce from new your city!!!!!!
07:46:37 PMdreamweaver909 york*
07:46:55 PMSongbird lol
07:46:57 PMsparklyballs burger flipping for the next gen macbook
07:47:07 PMlyndon theres an appbugs beta app on andriod
07:47:25 PMSongbird I am going to check that out lyndon
07:47:36 PMlyndon 4.2 review with 5000 downloads
07:48:07 PMlyndon must be new =)
07:48:09 PMdreamweaver909 use ketchup
07:48:09 PMSongbird lol
07:48:22 PMlyndon bacon with kechup
07:48:26 PMSongbird Dear Watson....
07:48:27 PMsparklyballs hot ketchup no less
07:48:29 PMDJQuad egg salad and apple pie recipes get bad reviews on social media too. goes to show ya how bad it is if everyone has a voice ;)
07:48:37 PMdreamweaver909 old solrenta with ketchup
07:48:39 PMGWG Try Okay Google
07:48:50 PMSongbird lol A pig in a pie
07:49:00 PMsparklyballs who put a pig in my pie ?
07:49:05 PMSongbird lol
07:49:13 PMlyndon leave some space!!!
07:49:19 PMtic-toc thats smart
07:49:22 PMsparklyballs waiter there's a pig in my pie
07:49:29 PMSongbird lol
07:49:41 PMlyndon or leave space
07:49:54 PMtic-toc get in front of the truck and moon the camera
07:50:08 PMSongbird Imagine looking at the road while you drive? lol
07:50:16 PMlyndon my dad was a trucker for a while....ive heard it all..
07:50:17 PMsparklyballs it's not in space though, get with the program samsung
07:50:41 PMlyndon lol
07:50:49 PMtic-toc peek-a-boo
07:51:00 PMsparklyballs it will be ok till someone hacks it and starts playing porn on it.
07:51:22 PMlyndon whats this [qr code for?
07:51:22 PMDJQuad vegans downvote eggs benedict recipes because they include canadian bacon :)
07:51:59 PMSongbird Thank you Sasha!
07:52:02 PMlyndon (claps)!
07:52:10 PMsparklyballs great news spot
07:52:36 PMDJQuad nano nano
07:52:41 PMlyndon very yes
07:52:43 PMSongbird lol
07:52:48 PMsparklyballs i love nano
07:52:56 PMsparklyballs vim can go drown
07:53:00 PMGWG I miss pico
07:53:06 PMDJQuad pico nano .pico
07:53:23 PMsparklyballs ctrl
07:54:18 PMGWG Now, show how you do it in vi.
07:54:24 PMSashaD thank you :)
07:54:30 PMsparklyballs when i said vim, i meant vi, lol.
07:54:39 PMGWG :q
07:56:16 PMDJQuad vi is an awesome way to give yourself a headache you caveman. lol. use an abacus instead of a calculator ;)
07:57:09 PMGWG DJQuad: Try this http://vim-adventures.com/
07:57:42 PMDJQuad lmao
07:58:53 PMsparklyballs ubuntu is naughty though and lets you do ifconfig without sudo
07:58:54 PMGWG How about Shekels?
07:59:28 PMlyndon yay
08:00:21 PMGWG I have 2 shekels in my wallet I don't know what to do with.
08:00:24 PMDJQuad dont forget mr robot is tomorrow!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJNZF3LR0VM
08:00:26 PMDennis_Kelley swet
08:00:27 PMSashaD another hour just flew by
08:00:28 PMDennis_Kelley seet
08:00:34 PMDennis_Kelley sweet
08:00:35 PMSongbird Thank you Robbie, Kelsey and Sasha for the great show and time.
08:00:42 PMsparklyballs good show
08:00:50 PMDennis_Kelley lets go for two hours
08:01:11 PMRobbieF :)
08:01:13 PMlyndon second for two hours
08:01:16 PMSongbird I have never had an hour go so fast as this hour.
08:01:17 PMDJQuad dont forget mr robot is tomorrow!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJNZF3LR0VM
08:01:20 PMRobbieF Send money quick and we'll do it!
08:01:21 PMRobbieF lol
08:01:21 PMDJQuad oops
08:01:29 PMWhiskey_Zero Good night folks, see y'all next week! Another fun program tonight!
08:01:31 PMSashaD thank you chat room buddies.... I love my time with you :) :)
08:01:37 PMlyndon how much RobbieF
08:02:03 PMlyndon =)
08:02:06 PMGWG SashaD: I'm here 24/7, pretty much. Just not always during the show.
08:02:09 PMsparklyballs back to my movie now, next week.
08:02:13 PMSongbird Have a great rest of your night or day and hugs. :D
08:02:28 PMDJQuad yep RobbieF. how much? ;)
08:02:39 PMlyndon ;)
08:03:04 PMlyndon lets start a 2 Hour show fund!!
08:03:22 PMfking Good night all.
08:03:26 PMKelseyJ Do it!
08:04:16 PMlyndon I glad you guys got a printer for now
08:04:38 PMDJQuad lyndon i've been pushing for that for months. it takes a lot more time that he has :(
08:04:40 PMlyndon how is the hard drive issue though RobbieF
08:05:02 PMlyndon yeah, i'm sure
08:05:45 PMlyndon I cant imagine the time spent on just THIS show let alone all the others
08:06:02 PMRobbieF :)
08:06:21 PMRobbieF Lyndon the hard drive is pretty full. I had to delete a bunch of videos a few weeks ago.
08:06:53 PMlyndon are you backing up anything on flash drives ??
08:06:55 PMDJQuad oh i know. we all want longer episodes but after bugging him about it i understand how much more time it wouls
08:07:11 PMDJQuad would take*
08:07:48 PMlyndon that sseems to be the most pressing matter eh?
08:08:03 PMlyndon hmmm..
08:10:32 PMDJQuad gotta split. robbie i'll contact you about setting a world record live on cat5. i'm not kidding around :)
08:11:07 PMDJQuad have a great night and week everyone. taker care
08:33:54 PMRobbieF Have a great night!!

Participants

Does Not Include Lurkers
ABQTKY
DJQuad
Dennis_Kelley
GWG
KelseyJ
RobbieF
SashaD
Smokyjoe
Songbird
Voodoosandman
Whiskey_Zero
ajamison5579
dreamweaver909
fking
keckeckec
lyndon
napa_polarbear
sparklyballs
tic-toc